alienbill soundboard

"All this computer hacking is making me thirsty!" (so useful at work)

"You call this thing a SUPER COMPUTER??" (also useful for work)

"I just want attention"
--Grandpa Simpson (again, good for work)

"Lousy minor setback! THIS WORLD SUCKS"

"Let's Sacrifice him to our GODDD

"Ya silk-wearin' buttercup"
--Groundskeeper Willy

Homer Simpson is the Champion -- of the WORLD (LONG)

(Champion, just the last line)

Homer on responding to women's needs.

Mr. Burns meets the Germans. (LONG)

"FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE!" (LONG)

(Badge quote, but just the best line)

Krusty laughs

Krusty insults the audience

Homer on Thermodynamics.