alienbill soundboard
Disclaimer: This was all stuff I found funny or interesting or useful in my callow youth. I didn't always have great taste!
In the 90s I made a Windows sound player and these were some of the clips I liked...
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From the videogame Sinistar, a terrific roar
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In the 90s, I thought this Gulf War clip didn't make our guys sound so great...
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"You got me hotter than Georgia Asphalt"
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"No time for love Doctor Jones!" (from Clerks)
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"Ooh Good Monkey!"
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"Look at me, I'm a cowboy!"
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"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
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Clinton talking about "reckless acts" seemed kinda funny when Monicagate came out.
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"AN OBJECT AT REST CANNOT BE STOPPED!"
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Beck alert tone...
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Bits from the Simpsons.
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"All this computer hacking is making me thirsty!" (so useful at work)
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"You call this thing a SUPER COMPUTER??" (also useful for work)
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"I just want attention"
--Grandpa Simpson (again, good for work) |
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"Lousy minor setback! THIS WORLD SUCKS"
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"Let's Sacrifice him to our GODDD
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"Ya silk-wearin' buttercup"
--Groundskeeper Willy |
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Homer Simpson is the Champion -- of the WORLD (LONG)
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(Champion, just the last line)
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Homer on responding to women's needs.
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Mr. Burns meets the Germans. (LONG)
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"FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE!" (LONG)
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(Badge quote, but just the best line)
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Krusty laughs
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Krusty insults the audience
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Homer on Thermodynamics.
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Regretsy posted some clips ("Barack Obama is Tired of Your S**T") of Obama reading his own book and taking on the player's voices (CW: swearing, one "N-bomb".)
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"Way too complicated."
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"Buy your own damn fries."
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"There are white folks..."
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"Sure you can have my number baby!"
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"Got nothing on me..."
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A few raunchier clips
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Bawdy and rather NSFW song, did you ever wonder...
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Radio clip "Buttplugs" - made me laugh and laugh (VERY LONG)
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